I JUST NOTICED THE TWO NAKED PEOPLE ON THE GREAT GATSBY BOOK COVER. IT ONLY TOOK ME 7 YEARS.
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ONE THING I DIDN’T EVEN SAY ONE THING AND THEN SHE ASKED ME THE WHOLE THING AND I DIDN’T EVEN DO IT ONCE
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- Arizona: I'm a good man in a storm.
- Arizona: Except during actual storms.
- Arizona: Then I get a little shady, amirite?
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
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j0e:
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Perfect.
10/10 would watch again.
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This week’s podcast: A woman raised as a Mormon is terrified that her parents will disown her when she confesses that she has left the faith.
[Link]
“I got on the plane and as the doors to the plane shut, I realized that I had flown all the way to Siberia to tell my parents that I had sex and instead…”
I won’t spoil it for you. Listen. It’s amazing.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/58a4ffe72dd78044d31803b6bd641927/tumblr_mm19l80RVY1rojx62o1_500.jpg)
This week’s podcast: A woman raised as a Mormon is terrified that her parents will disown her when she confesses that she has left the faith.
[Link]
“I got on the plane and as the doors to the plane shut, I realized that I had flown all the way to Siberia to tell my parents that I had sex and instead…”
I won’t spoil it for you. Listen. It’s amazing.
